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"Nick and Elly sit at a Jandek concert, pondering his genius"
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"Where's Waldo? In 'Hell" by Hieronymous Bosch"
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"Joe Mathlete Takes a Year to Draw An Index Card"
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And... I think that's it
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"Joe Mathlete being my boyfriend"
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"A polar bear beating Bill's ass while Payne eats a popsicle"
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"Patrick Swayze Riding a Unicorn with Sam Elliot (Moustached Sam Elliot)"
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"a Oaxacan cockfight"
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"George the bad cat being very bad"
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A bright and shiny future
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20th Century Fox Film Corporation is an asshole
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This bears mentioning
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Marmaduke Explained running every Monday Wednesday and Friday
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Marmaduke Explained lives.
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Announcement
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In Absentia
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I Present A Solution To The Current Economic Crisis
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My Ever-Expanding Ego
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Minx Closes Doors, DC Continues To Display Immunity to Self-Promotion
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Final Score: Murder Simulators 32, Thompson 0
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Comics News - Baltimore Pre-Game
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Gambit Week Supplemental: Dream of World Peace
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Link Love
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Thanks in part to Hollywood's refusal to pass up a terrible, terrible idea (see previous post), this is shaping up to be a busy year for me. I've got a couple of announcements I'm not quite ready to announce yet, but in the meantime didja notice the slick new layout we put together for the new Marmaduke Explained archives over at 29-95.com? It's now much easier to navigate, and I'm working towards getting the previous installments posted there as well. Can't you already feel how much life is already improved? Food tastes better, music sounds better, laughter comes from the heart.
If you've got some perverse loyalty to Blogger.com (who, to be fair, have been very very good to me) and have yet to check out the new stuff, you're missing scads of important water cooler moments such as
"Marmaduke is afraid of vacuum cleaners because he is a dog and all dogs are afraid of vacuum cleaners"
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"Marmaduke expressed his anal glands on some throw pillows to indicate which couch his owner-couple should purchase"
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"Marmaduke is cosplaying as Natasha Henstridge's character in Species"
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"Marmaduke writer/creator Brad Anderson is like totally tripping"
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an emo joke at least four years past its expiration date.
I draw cartoons, too - yellow ones about dating and green ones about everything except dating. Why yes, they ARE highly derivative of the Far Side! Thank you for noticing.
The future: so bright it stings.
Hit me with all you've got, Owen Wilson. I will keep fighting the good fight.
I'm still explaining Marmaduke, quite regularly. Today this happened and I figured I ought to share.
Here's a link to the new Marmaduke Explained archive again, and here's a way to find a lot of the other stuff I'm writing at 29-95.com. Also you can just google "Joe Mathlete" any old time you want and see what pops up. I've done it before, it's neat. You should try it with your own name, too.
For the time being at least. On 29-95.com, a website on the internet. Check 'em out at http://29-95.com/timesuck; if you click on the tag ("Marmaduke Explained") on any given post you can get to all the previous ones pretty easily.
I've only been doing them a few weeks there and already I've hit my first "just a bunch of all-caps swearing at Brad Anderson" wall. C'est la 'duke.
It's right here. I've only been doing haiku so far and I think I'm going to be able to stick with it. Feel free to be my Twitterbuddy or however that works.
I am Twitterbuddies with Slim Thug, it's awesome. He doesn't want to take blood pressure medicine because he won't be able to get an erection. This is a fact that I know.
Also totally do go to www.29-95.com/timesuck to see things I do.
(side note: if you would describe yourself as "into Twitter" without being prompted, no offense but we would probably not hang out as I still don't get what it's about and in a lot of ways I am weird about the internet to begin with)
The Art Car Parade is an annual event here in town where people who drive Art Cars come from all over the country and close down streets I usually drive on and a lot of years I forget about it until I have somewhere to go and I see all these orange cones and I go "shit, it's this thing again." I have been before and it's pretty neat, though; people from all over the country who drive Art Cars (which can range from cars meticulously decorated to look like things like sharks or tanks or cockroaches to just cars with a bunch of random shit glued to them for no good reason) come to my town and go crazy for several days, and it culminates in a big parade on Saturday.
I have been set up with a little booth where I'm drawing pictures for people, taking requests like with the thing I used to do with index cards. It should be a lot of fun. Come say hi if you live where I live and are going to be at the parade and I'll draw you something silly.
In other news, Funniest British and/or Jewish Comedy and/or Music Trios Week continues for some reason on 29-95.com. Finalists include The Beastie Boys, the crew from the Ricky Gervais Podcast, Yo La Tengo, Stella, and The Police (that one should be up sometime later today).
Lookit lookit lookit the first post over here at 29-95.com. I'm totally doing these on a regular basis again. They've got RSS feeds and other web two point oh things I honest to god still don't understand, if that makes it easier on you. Also, like I said in my last post I'm writing other stuff (this week is Funniest British and/or Jewish Comedy and/or Music Trios Week, for some reason. I'm also reviewing The Godfather Part III - again, for some reason).
A bunch of stuff by a bunch of people writing about stuff, first of all. If you were specifically interested in stuff I was doing:
First of all: 29-95.com. BUT: Maybe more importantly:
Marmaduke's owner-man can justify it however he wants, but there is only one explanation: he lets Marmaduke dig because he is a big pussy.
Marmaduke tipped a cab driver with a bone. But presumably he paid the actual fare with cash, which honestly seems much weirder to me...
Sometimes I find myself thinking about these things for too long and it's never good for my health.
Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson has a dim awareness that something significant is going on in the news lately with economics, and he might as well try to write a comic strip about it.
Side note - I have a big announcement to make soon. Really!
Marmaduke is so big and humongous, it would take a whole entire tow truck just to pull him off the sofa!
Marmaduke is about to sodomize a banker into signing his owner-man's loan papers.
And yes, before I get any emails, Marmaduke will probably eat the banker after he sodomizes him. What else would he do?
Marmaduke vomited the contents of a child's toybox and a couple of femurs onto an old lady.
Taaaaaaaake... Onnnnnn... Meeeeeee...
Sometimes I have ideas, and sometimes I carry out these ideas.
The Mathletes - Les Os (Unicorns cover) video coming soon.
http://myspace.com/themathletes
Marmaduke is yellow on Sundays and brown the rest of the week.
(I don't read the Sunday Marmadukes very often, and with good reason. I don't know what it is but the dialogue reads like it was translated from some another language. A CONFLICT OVER WHO IS THE BOSS isn't exactly A WINNER IS YOU or ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, but I think a copyeditor couldn't hurt here. Also maybe somebody to come up with a joke every now and then.)
