Fark.com RSShttp://datafall.org/feed/118/?2009-11-28T17:23:17ZGoth leather pagan robs bank, gives the money away, turns himself in. Ta-WTF? [Strange]2009-11-28T17:23:17Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803822<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803822"><img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803822">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803822">[11 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>U.S. journalist grilled at Canada border crossing because officials demanded to know what she would say publicly about 2010 Olympics. Mmmmm......grilled journalist [Asinine]2009-11-28T17:09:20Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803844<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803844"><img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803844">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803844">[23 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Today's perfectly cromulent headline brought to you by Australia: "World leaders spruik climate deal chances" [Strange]2009-11-28T16:50:15Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803800<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803800"><img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803800">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803800">[18 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Mobile, Alabama's WPMI-TV learns the consequences of posting your breaking news tweets on an electronic billboard (w/ pic) [Fail]2009-11-28T16:18:11Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4802207<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4802207"><img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4802207">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4802207">[51 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>"Nude model Kathleen Neill gets off after getting naked in Met". In related news, CBS has a new opening for a headline writer in their web division [Spiffy]2009-11-28T16:16:25Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803869<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803869"><img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803869">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803869">[42 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>CSI Småland has concluded that Agneta Westlund met her death by a drunken elk. You see, there are reindeer sleighs and then there are reindeer slays. Yeeeaaaaahhhh [Followup]2009-11-28T15:52:23Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803858<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803858"><img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803858">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803858">[26 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Man who lived a year without money describes it as "the happiest time of my life", says he hopes he is an inspiration to other liberal arts graduates everywhere [Obvious]2009-11-28T15:32:41Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803744<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803744"><img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803744">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803744">[102 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Photoshop this immobile home [Photoshop]2009-11-28T15:29:59Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4790694<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4790694"><img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4790694">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4790694">[23 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>It's not the Christmas season in Britain until special hospitals are opened to treat drunken revellers. So it is now officially the Christmas season in Britain [Interesting]2009-11-28T14:23:40Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803667<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803667"><img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803667">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803667">[6 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>"Jesus Christ ate fish, and I hope you're not trying to claim moral superiority over him" [Interesting]2009-11-28T14:12:55Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803641<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803641"><img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803641">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803641">[175 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Sculptures made of scrap car parts all day pictures of you will see coolest (Overused Headline Scramble) [Interesting]2009-11-28T13:37:08Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803771<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803771"><img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803771">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803771">[21 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Icee the cat, found half-frozen and barely alive after being trapped in a snowstorm, is nursed back to health in time for Caturday. (tag is for the shelter staff, includes adorable pic) [Hero]2009-11-28T13:00:00Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4800607<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4800607"><img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4800607">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4800607">[404 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Caption the President and his party crashers [Caption]2009-11-28T12:36:00Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803103<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803103"><img alt="Caption" title="Caption" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/caption.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803103">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803103">[84 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>British town starts wrapping its lightposts up in thick wool sweaters so drunken students don't hurt themselves when they walk into them (pic) [Amusing]2009-11-28T11:54:51Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803620<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803620"><img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803620">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803620">[28 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Getting caged up at a Warsaw zoo is so easy a caveman can do it [Interesting]2009-11-28T11:19:57Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803403<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803403"><img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803403">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803403">[20 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Couple can't afford big wedding, gets married in line at Best Buy on Black Friday, before buying all four of their kids computers, cell phones and game systems [Stupid]2009-11-28T10:32:26Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803369<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803369"><img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803369">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803369">[55 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Residents of Michigan town don't want it turned into Guantanamo North to make money: "We don't want the rock stars of the jihad here. I'm a Christian conservative just like Sarah Palin. We don't want2009-11-28T09:55:00Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803070<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803070"><img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803070">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803070">[415 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Photoshop this swimmer with whale [Photoshop]2009-11-28T09:52:57Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4792653<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4792653"><img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4792653">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4792653">[36 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Muslims and Christians find common ground [Obvious]2009-11-28T08:37:00Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803294<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803294"><img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803294">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803294">[134 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>University says it's hiring someone to research lap dances. Job is certain to be a grind [Cool]2009-11-28T07:48:00Ztag:fk.cm,2009-11-28:/4803091<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803091"><img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img.fark.net/pub/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11" /></a> </td><td> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803091">[link]</a> <a href="http://fk.cm/4803091">[25 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>